Foreigner Asked Stupid Questions


At the movies : When you meet acquaintances / friends :
Stupid Question : Hey, what are you doing here ?
Answer : Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so thought I'd watch some advertisements
in the cool comfort of the theatre.


In the bus : A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet :
Stupid Question : Sorry, did that hurt ?
Answer : No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again or should I try this time.


At a funeral : One of the teary-eyed people ask :
Stupid Question : Why, why him, of all people.
Answer : Why ? Would it rather have been you ?


At a restaurant : When you ask the waiter :
Stupid Question : Is the "blah blah blah" dish good ?
Answer : No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.


At a family get-together : When some distant aunt meets you after years :
Stupid Question : Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer : Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask :
Stupid Question : Is the guy you're marrying good ?
Answer : No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.


When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call :
Stupid Question : Sorry. Were you sleeping ?
Answer : No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think ?


When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair :
Stupid Question : Hey have you had a haircut ?
Answer : No, its autumn and I'm shedding......


At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth :
Stupid Question : Tell me if it hurts ?
Answer : And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.


You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks :
Stupid Question : Oh, so you smoke !
Answer : No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and now it's in flames !!!